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It features a plastic, jointed \u003cstrong\u003eHillzie doll\u003c\/strong\u003e casually shrugging next to a giant pair of handcuffs in a font that looks like it was stolen from a melted 1990s Barbie dreamhouse.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 600; font-size: 18px;\"\u003eWhat You're Dealing With:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 600; font-size: 18px;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePure Chaos:\u003c\/strong\u003e It effortlessly combines a bitter 2016 election slogan with neon pink toy-aisle aesthetics.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eZero Answers:\u003c\/strong\u003e Is it scathing political satire? Is it an unhinged fashion statement? No one knows. Wear it and watch people try to solve the puzzle in real-time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eActually Comfortable:\u003c\/strong\u003e It is printed on an ultra-soft, 100% cotton tee. If you are going to confuse the public, you might as well be comfortable doing it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e Do not wear this to family Thanksgiving unless you are actively trying to start a physical altercation before the turkey is carved. 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